On whether exotic pet ownership creates negative externalities:

“In my own opinion, a mistreated tiger is going to be much more viscous or dangerous then a dog.”

Feline viscosity is much higher than that of canines; everyone knows that.

On whether the public-good aspects of the military justify bringing back the draft:

“When you look at education if we are taking 18 year olds to be drafted sum are not even graduated from high school yet.”

And if they were?

All right, I’m a little ashamed of myself, but not enough.